Poor Pinocchio — A Bit of Humor

Snow White, Superman, & Pinocchio (a bit of humor courtesy of my Dad)

Pinocchio, Snow White, & Superman are out for a stroll in town one day. As they walk, they come across a sign: “Beauty contest for the most beautiful woman in the world .”

“I am entering!” said Snow White.
After half an hour she comes out & they ask her, “Well, how’d ya do?”
“First Place!” said Snow White.

They continue walking & they see a sign:
“Contest for the strongest man in the world .”
“I’m entering,” says Superman.
After half an hour, he returns & they ask him, “How did you make out?”
“First Place,” answers Superman. “Did you ever doubt?”

They continue walking when they see a sign:
“Contest! Who is the greatest liar in the world?”
Pinocchio enters. After half an hour he returns with tears in his eyes.
“What happened?” they asked.
“Who the hell is Obama?” asked Pinocchio.

It looks like Mr. Obama didn't find this funny. Sorry 'bout his luck! (Photo Credit: AP)

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